I don't think brook has ever known best
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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