she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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