I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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