Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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