morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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