we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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