whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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