Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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