Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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