Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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