A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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