I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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