i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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