I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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