Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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