just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
pray to the hookup gods
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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