I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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