How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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