Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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