sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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