the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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