if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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