Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
only if we run a train.
done.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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