just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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