this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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