Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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