So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i think i have two assholes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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