thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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