Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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