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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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