Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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