you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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