Pregnant stripper...not hot.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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