I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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