If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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