We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
