It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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