I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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