bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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