She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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