are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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