Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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