they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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