So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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