best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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