who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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