what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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