Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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