Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I fill condoms, not promises.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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