he wants to bone in the snuggie
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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