He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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