walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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