Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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