week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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