we have officially lost it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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