Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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