i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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