Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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