Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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