I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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