the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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